Dear Algebra,

Please stop asking me to find your “X”.  She’s not coming back.  Sincerely, Avery Bartholomew Pendleton

R.I.P. Big Tex – The North Koreans Finally Got You

Sad day for America.  Space aliens built pyramids for all of mankind, but they built Big Tex for Texans.  Will miss you big guy. – Avery

I was just thinking…

Pyramids can be found in numerous locations around the globe.  Of course, we all know that the pyramids were built by aliens from outer space, or maybe even another dimension.  My question is why are the pyramids of the Middle East four to five time higher than the ones found in Mexico?  Doesn’t seem fair.  Why do space aliens hate Mexico so much? - Avery Bartholomew Pendleton